A Dietitian. A Physician. One Kitchen Table.
I'm Jenn, a Registered Dietitian with 27 years in practice and dual master's degrees from Columbia in nutrition and exercise physiology. Running and interpreting labs has always been part of how I practice, not something I hand off. My husband Patrick is a physician with 23 years in practice. Between the two of us, we've had a lot of conversations about why so many of our patients and clients were doing everything "right" and still not seeing results.
The answer kept coming back to the same gap. Most people are stuck bouncing between providers who never talk to each other, piecing together a plan out of fragments, nutrition advice here, medical care there, nothing coordinated.
So we stopped sending people back and forth and started working from the same table instead. Every plan is built together. We both review the labs. We're both involved in decisions around peptide therapy and hormone therapy when they're clinically appropriate, and I build the nutrition and training strategy around what those results actually show. You get one coordinated program, not two separate opinions loosely stitched together.
We built Your Ultimate Metabolic Makeover because we were tired of watching people get told to just "eat less and move more" when the real issue was sitting in their bloodwork the whole time.
Unlock Your Full Potential with
Your Ultimate Metabolic Makeover
(YUMM)
Tried dieting and still not seeing results? Hitting the gym every day and still not seeing gains? Eating well, staying hydrated, taking your supplements, and still can't figure out why nothing's moving? It's probably not your effort. It's your metabolism, and that's exactly where we start.
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What's Actually Going On With Your Metabolism
Your Metabolism Isn't Broken. It's Just Tired of Being Ignored.
Here's the myth nobody tells you: your metabolism isn't some mysterious dial that's permanently stuck on "slow." It's a system, and systems respond to inputs. If you've been under-eating, over-training, skipping sleep, and calling a green juice "breakfast," your metabolism isn't malfunctioning. It's doing exactly what it's designed to do when it thinks you're in a famine: hold on tight and burn as little as possible.
That's not a willpower problem. That's biology working correctly, just not in your favor.
The usual suspects behind a sluggish metabolism:
- Not enough protein to preserve the muscle that actually drives your metabolic rate (more muscle, more calories burned just existing)
- Chronic under-eating, which teaches your body to become more efficient at storing, not burning
- Poor sleep and unmanaged stress, which quietly wreck the hormones that regulate hunger, fat storage, and energy
- Random supplements taken with no strategy, hoping something eventually sticks
- Zero data, so you have no idea what's actually working and what's just expensive urine
We're not going to hand you another cookie cutterĀ meal plan and a pep talk. We're going to find out what your metabolism is actually doing, with real data, and build a plan around it.
Ready to stop guessing and find out what's really going on?
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What's Included in Your Ultimate Metabolic Makeover
One Plan. Every Piece Working Together.
No more piecing together advice from five different sources and hoping they don't contradict each other. YUMM is built as one coordinated system, nutrition, training, supplementation, and medical support, all working from the same data.
Here's what's possible toĀ individualize your plan:
- Full Metabolic Testing. We can measure what your metabolism is actually doing instead of guessing from a chart made for someone else's body.
- A Personalized Nutrition Protocol. Built around your metabolic results, your training, and your goals. Not a generic 1,200-calorie plan you found on the internet.
- Strategic Supplementation. Evidence-based, targeted to what your labs actually show you're missing. No mystery blends, no trends, no filler.
- Physician-Supervised Peptide and/or Hormone Therapy. When it's clinically appropriate, peptide therapy is layered in to support metabolic function, recovery, and body composition, prescribed and monitored by a physician, never guessed at.
- Data-Driven Adjustments. Your plan isn't static. Regular check-ins and follow-up testing mean it evolves as your body does.
- Direct Access to Your Team. Real questions get real answers from an RD and an MD, not a chatbot or a boring meal plan PDF.
You've tried the diets. You've tried the gym schedule. What you haven't tried is a plan built by people who actually looked at your data before telling you what to do.
Let's find out what your metabolism has been trying to tell you.
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